well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via zackisontumblr)
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
dark horse over partition?