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lady gaga: *walks outside to check the mail*
fans: SHE'S BACK, BITCHES!
fans: ARTPOP IS COMING!!!
fans: THE NEW ALBUM COVER IS IN THAT MAIL
fans: SHE'S WALKING *walk walk fashion baby* BAD ROMANCE 2??
fans: SHE MADE 32 STEPS, ARTPOP ON AUGUST 32nd??
fans: IT'S 6pm, ''TWILIGHT'' NEW SINGLE??
fans: SHE IS WEARING JEANS!! NEW STYLE - NEW ERA?!
fans: HER LEGS LOOK LIKE A UPSIDE-DOWN 'V' - MTV VMAs???
fans: SHE'S SMILING AGAIN!! GET READY FOR ARTPOP!!





whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via zackisontumblr)





sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via handjob)





raven:

thats-so-raven:

snorlaxatives:

how on earth was raven from thats so raven a fashion designer

her fashion was absolutely horrible

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yup, that’s me!

(Source: snorlaxatives)





elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via moon-moon-of-suicide)